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Castello Newton Holford (1845–1905) was an American writer best known for writing Aristopia in 1895. It is perhaps the first true alternative history novel to be written in English and imagines a utopian society founded by the first settlers of Virginia.\n
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Choeromorpha mystica is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Francis Polkinghorne Pascoe in 1869, originally under the genus Agelasta. It is known from the Philippines.
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